BREAKING (well, sort of) — ALL IT Newsroom

Hold onto your beanies, folks — ALL IT’s very own Head of Service, Michael Sacco, is officially Melbourne-bound, and the man is leaving absolutely nothing to chance.

Operation: Stay Warm

Sources close to Michael (okay, it was everyone in the office) confirm he is not a fan of the cold. With Melbourne turning on its signature four-seasons-in-one-day winter special, Michael has taken decisive action: the scarf is packed. Reports suggest it may be the most strategically important piece of equipment on this entire trip — and this is a man who manages IT services for a living.

From Beach Selfies to Bruschetta Selfies

Now, regular followers of Michael’s camera roll will know the man loves nothing more than a cheeky selfie by the beach — see Exhibit A on Instagram for the evidence. Sadly, Melbourne in July is less “sun, sand and surf” and more “wind, wool and why-did-I-leave-Sydney”.

But fear not — Michael has a plan. Drawing on his proud Italian heritage, he’ll be swapping the sandy backdrops for something far more delicious: selfies at his hand-picked Italian restaurant. Expect pasta. Expect espresso. Expect at least one photo where the carbonara is more in focus than Michael is. When your surname is Sacco, finding the best Italian in Melbourne isn’t tourism — it’s a homecoming.

The Camera Roll Will Be Full

And here’s the best bit for the rest of us: Michael has vowed to document the entire adventure, promising to take loads of selfies for ALL IT’s social media pages. Scarf selfies. Laneway selfies. “Look at the size of this cannoli” selfies. If it happens in Melbourne, it’s ending up on the socials.

So keep your eyes glued to ALL IT’s social pages — the Sacco Melbourne Tour is about to be the feel-good content series of the winter.

Safe travels, Michael. Stay warm, eat well, and may your selfie arm never tire. 🧣🍝📸